Calling HR department: "sir, we got an intoxicated employee with his pants down, touching himself while yelling at the woman in his office that he's going to show her some real gravy" HR boss: Shit! Not again...

"But...umm..."

Ed says gravy, but oh my gravy is just odd.

I hate when people lay out what they think is a humorous scenario in the comments...so annoying

Why is 57 getting down voted? It's a how I met your mother reference. Robin always says 'But, um.' On the local news as an anchorwoman, and college students watched it and took a shot every time she said but, um.

Or just mutter something like "Holy son of a bloody twat-******* **** shit-wanker." under your breath every time anything bad or shocking happens to make her feel really uncomfortable. When the boss is out of earshot, of course.

Son of a biscuit :/ why didn't I think of that

Lol my mind went straight to Brock's Dub xD

Not that weird. My stepdad and his mom say "Lord love a duck" in place of "Oh my God".....a lot.

My friend says "Fudge a duck!" ._.

Or to falcon punch some one and get fired loll xD

You'd kill a gay person?

My name is Brenda..... Oh my gravy, that is awkward.

That's so math

Yeah, it's pretty math, you psychopath!

What the lump?!

Don't encourage/provoke the beast .. She may get angry, whip out some gravy and try to eat your ass

LSP FTW!

You son of a bass!

Oh my glob you guys! DRAMA BOOOOOMB!

or DJ from Full House saying 'oh my lanta'

How rude!

You got it, dude!

My favorite Mormon curse word is "frick" (not really, I ******* hate when people say that)

So true! My family is LDS and my grandma always says "oh heavens to Betsy!"

To quote Napoleon Dynamite, "Fricking idiot, gosh!".

"Son of a gunhorse!" -Toby Turner