Demonic

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 14:41 - United States - Modesto

Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

You're not actually sitting on the children, are you?

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Pleonasm 35

And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it???? My dream job.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

You're not actually sitting on the children, are you?

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chat0yant 3

As long as you get paid, why should it matter?

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THuD29 4

I'd like to get paid too but sitting ON kids is a bit immoral

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Bubbelz 25

Not if you say "you know you deserve this".

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Sinsation 7

So long as the kids don't try and assault you, it should be fine.

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greenie213 23

Yeah. Just take their money and roll with it.

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wlddog 14

That is job security right there. And in a bad market too. You are doing great.

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Pleonasm 35

And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it???? My dream job.

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perdix 29

#4, with your list of requirements, there are many positions in K-12 education that will make you very happy. If you are particularly sick, you'll get the most pleasure from being a gym teacher, guidance counselor or assistant principal.

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Pleonasm 35

You know me: if you can't beat them, scar them mentally instead.

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rattusrattus 18

The great thing about the children's education system is it's so ****** up you don't even have to TRY to leave mental scars!

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HeartOfLead 24

Yup, sounds about right. I can picture Pleonasm saying "your parents will be gone for the whole night!" kids: noooo! Pleonasm: muhwahaha! *then he proceeds to the nearest computer for his daily puns*

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sammyjanette 17

You still get paid right? I don't really see a problem here.

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perdix 29

Sounds like you have a future as a dominatrix.

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HeartOfLead 24

In that case, I doubt OP has the will, but I bet OP would make a great sub-stitute teacher.

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LolCandy 27

No fun to have people hate you, but hey- in most jobs you will be around people who hate you while getting paid. So this is just like the rest if life in that way.

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rattusrattus 18

You getting paid? Do the kids act like horrible brats? If you answered yes to the first and no to the second I would say that's still a pretty sweet gig.

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gracehi 31

Honesty, if this has been going on for a long time and she only just found out these kids hate her, I'd say that those are some pretty well behaved kids.

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Omfgitsmia 15

Well look on the bright side. You're still getting paid, right?

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cobslobin 3

That's actually pretty awesome, kids tend to hate babysitters.. Don't take it too personally lol

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