Demonic
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Demand a raise.
“don't tell dad, the babysitter's dead"
This isn't really an FML a) the parents clearly thing your capable and not a risk. B) your getting paid for it and just because your baby sitting doesn't mean the whole time you have to watch the kids like a hawk so you can still check your Facebook, etc c) what does it matter if the kids like you or not? Your not there to make friends with them d) your getting plenty of work which means money which then means able to do stuff when your not baby sitting and e) clearly have a small social life if your actually able to always babysit at short notice so frequently
You are doing a great parenting job then, besides you make money. Be proud!
At least you're getting paid
Tell the parents for an extra 5 bucks an hour you'll make it a real punishment.
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You're not actually sitting on the children, are you?
And? So you can get some sort of sadistic pleasure from torturing them, WITH approval from the parents, AND get paid for it???? My dream job.