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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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By tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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By feeldumb - 11/06/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML

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By jenni - 06/04/2021 20:00

Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML

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You deserved it 1 081

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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By szechuansauce - 10/04/2017 20:00

Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML

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You deserved it 1 350

By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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You deserved it 300

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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Sunday 3 January 2010 13:02

how you managed to find this website, figure out how to submit your story, and type it in, is beyond me.

arabianballa 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 12:08

Fail.

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cherylface 13

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:21

26, YDI. NEXT!

ravinderkaler 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:24

wow # 7 no one cares.

h2icasis 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:26

we dont need a lecture

Thund3rStruck_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:48

You need to start riding the twinkie bus. Seriously.

Broeman 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:51

Nice job. Didn't even know you could fail kindergarten, but it looks like you did the impossible.

imperfectclarity 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:19

I thought #7 was interesting. Someone asked, and #7 answered.

imperfectclarity 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:22

Hey, I went to public school and I know how many letters are in the alphabet.

J4cks0n 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:29

#18 You have iPhones in Denmark? ;)

brittany1013 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:58

ahh fyl

dealwithlife 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:04

that's embarassing.

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