By CoalRose - 11/07/2015 07:56 - United States
All the FMLs
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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 06:13 - Australia
By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver
By Julianapilikusplatosophophes - 11/07/2015 03:49 - Australia - Kew
By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 02:42 - United States
I just work here
By don't get paid enough for this - 11/07/2015 02:20 - United States - Youngstown
By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Surrey
By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 00:52 - United States - Las Vegas
By ThatOneChick856 - 10/07/2015 23:23 - United States - Franklin
By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 22:00 - United States - San Francisco
He's one of those people
By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury
By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 17:07 - United States
By wantmeasandwich - 10/07/2015 16:57 - India - Mumbai
By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
By Stevarious - 10/07/2015 15:49 - United States - Sacramento
Great parenting
By clutzymama - 10/07/2015 04:27 - Canada - Woodbridge
By princessrose - 09/07/2015 23:08 - United States - Shawnee
princessrose_fml tells us more.
Hi. I'm so excited this got posted. This actually happened a couple months ago. It was my first time as Elsa. And my first time alone. Unfortunately the new wig we had ordered was not very good. (The old one was unusable) and the kids at the party were already doubtful. But when the other Elsa showed up with Anna the kids decided I was the fake one and started pulling at me. They didn't pull it all the way off but we're able to tell it was a wig. However the parents were totally understanding and helped me out. Saying I we were else's helpers just like Santa :) in the end I even got tipped. Its a story I tell people now as it is something that would only happen to me. (I have bad luck) Also To those saying I shouldn't do Elsa. I couldn't say no to the party as Elsa. I get paid $50 an hour. Would you say no to that?
By gerbilmaster - 09/07/2015 21:12 - United States - Lynnwood
By matou - 09/07/2015 20:41 - France - Caluire
By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States
First day
By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo
By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 16:38 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 14:38 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States
By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora
By acidonymous - 09/07/2015 04:32 - United States - Dearborn
acidonymous tells us more.
this is literally my first FML ever made, let alone published!!! This was really surprising to wake up to. But to elaborate a little bit more, yes i did have to stay and clean it up, but i did get paid to do it. The lady in the motor scooter did not make any purchases and walked out of the store right after it happened (walking perfectly fine), probably to avoid conflict. So no one got the chance to talk to her. luckily i had no immediate plans after work other than sleep!
Bashing
By ZiggyTink - 09/07/2015 03:24 - United States - North Branch
By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River
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Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.