By ineedaraise - 15/07/2015 01:04 - Canada - London
All the FMLs
By ArtemisRwill - 14/07/2015 20:16 - United States - San Francisco
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By kerripjones - 14/07/2015 19:44 - United States - Newark
By Andrew - 14/07/2015 17:59 - United States - Blackwood
By anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:28 - United States - Ridgeland
By Anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:00 - United States - Bonita Springs
By mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough
By ow my kidneys - 14/07/2015 10:33 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen
By sarahxHx - 14/07/2015 06:42 - United States - Laguna Niguel
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Hey it's OP. We stood there for a good 5 seconds until he realized it was actually me. He sincerely apologized and he said he hope it didn't offend me. He's a really nice guy and I'm happy to be dating him! :) We went hiking that morning. And for those saying I wear too much makeup on, I don't. I simply have super light eyebrows and eyelashes, and girls here would understand that doing your eyebrows and putting on black mascara makes a HUGE difference. For my face, I only wear a light coverage tinted moisturizer. You're all so quick to judge. SMH.
By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria
By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco
By ramherr - 14/07/2015 00:30 - Sweden - Oxie
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Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.
By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita
By distracted - 13/07/2015 13:56 - Australia - Pymble
By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai
By anniemonkat - 13/07/2015 06:22 - United States - Bucyrus
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OP here. Yes, a letter would have been better, but I was scheduled for a shift that I couldn't make it to, due to having two jobs and time was of the essence. If I called off of my shift, I was afraid I would be fired. Furthermore, they would not let me find someone else to cover my shift, believe me, I tried. The shifts would not have coincided if either place would give me a schedule. But they wouldn't. Work was also closed, so I couldn't go in person to explain. I gave as much notice to my manager as I possibly could by calling. I had no contact information other than the store's phone number that I found online. At the time of the phone call, I was TRYING to give my 2 weeks notice but the manager hung up before I could. Oh well.
By Wolfrunner87 - 13/07/2015 05:06 - Australia - Broadmeadows
By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres
By Steve97 - 13/07/2015 04:15 - United States - Los Angeles
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Hey this is OP. I didn't know this got posted until looking at the new fml's. This happened this weekend a few days after my birthday no less. Part of it is my fault I've been working hard doing two jobs to save up enough money to hopefully move in with her someday. But this left me with barely little time to spend with her and she took it as me losing interest in her so she started dating someone else without me knowing and I didn't find out until she admitted it hours after I texted her. I still talk to her and she does feel terrible but whatever. Thanks to everyone for the support and I'm just taking it one day at a time now.
By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago
Skittish
By sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - 12/07/2015 19:56 - United States - Killeen
Breeders
By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom
By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton
By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury
By GoldCyclone - 11/07/2015 17:47 - United States - Des Moines
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To clear things up, I have been in love with her for 3 years, and we've been dating for 2 and a half. She's always seemed happy, and said that she wouldn't date someone she didn't have feelings for, which is why this came as such a shock to me.
By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem
Don't bother me
By anon - 11/07/2015 12:51 - Australia - Melbourne
By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44
By savannahsboxxx - 11/07/2015 12:09 - United States
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I love my phone any who they came out and said she'll have to pass a test or she'll have to go on a dangerous dog list. I personally will know she'll pass but it's not like I trained her to kill there rabbit it was animal instant. It happened in my yard while she was on a tie out. so it's there fault for not being responsible with there rabbit.
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Hey. First off, my mom moved in with me because she lost her job and couldn't afford her apartment anymore. I live in a 3 bedroom house, so I was being nice and let her move in. She has no ailments. Second, my dogs have a door that is open into a dog run. I can't do a dog door because I have a Great Dane and a Bully Pit. I live about 5 minutes from work. I go home at lunch everyday. I couldn't yesterday because I was covering for 2 sick coworkers. Third, my dogs crapped all over the house because SOMEONE shut their door. And my kitchen was speaking wet (with water) because SOMEONE burned their lunch and instead of using the fire extinguisher, that went outside and grabbed the garden hose. After I had to clean everything up, BY MY SELF, my mom finally fessed up. I'm trying to get my sister to take her so that I and my dogs can live in peace again.