By sommmerrrr - 15/09/2013 04:12 - United States - Virginia Beach
All the FMLs
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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 21:51 - Canada - Sherwood Park
Assumptions
By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction
Great day out
By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav
By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh
By sammieshortcake - 14/09/2013 15:30 - United States
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He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol
By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 15:04 - Canada - Whitecourt
By Stripes_And_Dots - 14/09/2013 06:26 - Australia - Langley
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Firstly, I'm not insane or anything. I have chronic depression and very negative self-esteem. I was talking to her over facebook, so she didn't see me have a flip out. I actually have quite a few friends, but since finishing high school last year everyone is so busy working or at university that we rarely have any time to hang out. I had three friends in high school who I was especially close to and two of them pretty much shut me off. For about a year now every time I've asked them to hang out they've said no, one of the blatantly lies about being busy or tired because she just can't be bothered. The other one, the one I asked, has moved out of home and has been struggling to pay rent and bills, so she's been working lots. I'm so used to hearing them say no, that when she said yes it shocked me and I didn't know how to react - hence triggering the panic attack. Once I'd calmed down I was excited and we're going to have lunch on Monday :)
By Norvi - 14/09/2013 05:51 - South Africa - Pretoria
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OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.
By Carebeareatu - 14/09/2013 05:42 - United States - North Richland Hills
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op here. I don't know why they did. I dont want to know why they did.
Scary
By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal
By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood
By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom
By CHEERS, TUMBLTARD - 13/09/2013 21:31
By Amsterdamned13 - 13/09/2013 19:02 - Netherlands - Leiderdorp
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To everyone: she told me in a funny way after seeing the phone. He is an EX now, and for now most deff no contact with her. Thanks for kind and also unkind words. Gr from Amsterdam
By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal
By Kaka_Karrot_Kake - 13/09/2013 13:49 - United States - Houston
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Ok to clear things up, I was walking home and he asked for money. He looked, and even SMELLED like a homeless person. Sure enough, I gave him money and all of a sudden he got up and started walking and I saw him take out an iPhone 5 and call his friend. I heard him say, "Lol dude it worked!" Sorry I wrote so much ._. And no he was NOT really homeless
Quick quick
By NoorFML - 13/09/2013 13:24 - United States
By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara
By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island
By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield
By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:43 - United States - Toms River
By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:27 - Sweden - Vällingby
Dear Raymond…
By Frenchie - 12/09/2013 21:24 - United States - Belleville
By sysadmin:~# rm -rf / - 12/09/2013 19:40 - New Zealand - Auckland
By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa
By SadFace - 12/09/2013 12:39 - Australia - Newmarket
By baxeh - 12/09/2013 11:47 - Sweden - Kristianstad
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Well, it's not the most dashing sweater, and i know it's an easy mistake to make. No point in getting upset over nothing really. Just felt like the moment belonged on this site, i'm glad the FML got posted, and thank you for all your comments!
By hawkwardd - 12/09/2013 07:42 - Australia
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I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!