By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb
All the FMLs
By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States
Not a geography major
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:20 - United Kingdom - Newcastle
By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged
Some help
By fuckwank - 20/09/2013 20:31 - United States - Red Oak
By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States
By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town
By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana
By ImTheD0ct0r - 20/09/2013 04:37 - United States
ImTheD0ct0r tells us more.
By Jamie - 20/09/2013 00:47 - United States - Newport News
By madden2014 - 19/09/2013 22:23 - United States - Los Gatos
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OP here. For those of you who are curious, I work at a public high school teaching English. The class of interest here was my Advanced Placement English Literature and Composition class (made up of SENIORS). The issue came up because a sample practice objective test I passed out had referenced some biblical stories and a couple of students had questions on it. He still thinks Solomon is in one of his Pokémon games.
By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg
By Schizomaniac - 19/09/2013 19:16 - United States
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Lol sucks, op. Oh wait...First off: Kali, **** you. Now that that's out of the way, I got into the dorm building by waiting outside for someone to come out, as my ID no longer works. I phoned my old roommate but he was still happily asleep. Everything leading up to the paper towel moment was pretty hectic. I was on the verge of being late for an important class and when I got to school, my normal parking lot was full. LSU parking is a biznitch. The scene played out pretty much how pistachiopanda described it. It was pretty dramatic. On the plus side, "Make a Man Out of You" came on Pandora as I was driving to school. Silver lining.
By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Tustin
Thanks dad
By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford
By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook
Make it stop
By CapitolSouthSux - 19/09/2013 12:54 - United States
Kids will be kids
By monkey - 19/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Logan
By out_of_my_head - 19/09/2013 09:55 - United States
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The comments are hilarious! The guy in question is in his 60's, and is one of those one-up anything you say type people who talks all day. I already avoid him at all costs, this is just more reason to. Not sure why it burns, but I would assume something isn't right down there, and it's not something to brag about to coworkers! I will be lysoling my desk on a daily basis!
By some people... - 19/09/2013 05:35 - United States
By ElizaZee - 19/09/2013 01:45 - United States - Malvern
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Hi, I'm the OP. Anyway, from what we've pieced together based on the accounts of family and friends, his girlfriend stayed with him for five years because she was a gold digger. My brother is fairly rich, and he always gave her expensive jewelry because he loved her so much. She would always wear the jewelry, but then it would mysteriously disappear after a few months. We suspect she was selling it, and basically using him. Also, we didn't think she stayed faithful to him, but he never listened. I guess she was off loving another man while my brother was unsuspectingly giving her jewelry that she could then sell. In other words, she's a bitch, and it's a good thing overall that she said no.
By Sunny - 18/09/2013 22:59 - Canada - Ottawa
By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 21:47 - United States - Bowling Green
By Anoymous - 18/09/2013 18:31 - Slovakia - Bratislava
By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer
By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia
By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 14:57 - United States
By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie
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Hey op here. I loved all the comments. They were really funny. And I did throw away the lingerie. The worst part was it was my favorite pair so I was sad I had to throw it away.