Economics
By Stupid - 18/09/2013 08:46 - United States - Lake Saint Louis
By Stupid - 18/09/2013 08:46 - United States - Lake Saint Louis
By NonBelieber - 18/09/2013 04:22 - United States - Bessemer
By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove
By BeautifulChaos27 - 17/09/2013 23:56 - United States - Granby
By AwkwardPartyBear - 17/09/2013 21:27 - United States - Riverview
I feel that I should have explained a bit further about the trip. A group and I went for charity causes (sort of like a Meals on Wheels world tour donation- just with a group). We could have shipped goods, but as someone said in the group, "it took out the adventure in the purpose". Although, we didn't explore as much as we meant to.. and instead donated/volunteered in different charity events throughout the year in different cities/countries. I'm happy among the fact that we helped the cause, but it was not much of a world-adventure as some FML commenters picture it. But I did buy a shitload of Twinkies and embarrassed myself hugging the boxes while crying rivers in the middle of the gas station.
By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer
By tay - 17/09/2013 15:44 - Canada - Erin
By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 14:21 - United States
By Jienaf - 17/09/2013 08:26 - Malta - Santa Venera
Hey guys! Can't believe this got posted! Some of the comments were hilarious, others were downright mean! Let me clarify something, which I believe would shed some more light on the story. She is a very sweet person and you wouldn't ask for a better colleague actually! I actually got round to tell her to stop saying LOL (as in, LOL not L.O.L hehe). That's where started laughing and admitted that she knew that it was annoying and did it on purpose to jokingly annoy her colleagues :) So guess the joke was on us after all :)
By TaraBURGER - 17/09/2013 07:57 - United States
My parents still think that I'm trying to replace them. I don't think they understand that this woman is only technically my mother. She isn't my mommy and never could be. I also found out I have a little sister, which is kinda cool. I haven't even told them about her. I'd get booted out of the family tree. I tried to talk to my parents about it, but they just shut me down every time and pulled the whole, "Are we not good enough for you?" bullshit on me. I went on Facebook and found her right away. She's a very nice lady, but I still just call her by her first name. Like I said, she isn't my momma. Also, I saw something on here about the real mom vs. biological mom debate. Personally, I think saying "real mom" is a bit weird. My real mom is the one that changed my diapers, read to me at night, and comforted me when I came home from school crying. I think biological mom is less offensive to adoptive mothers. I have and will never use the term "real mom" to describe my biological mother.
By fired - 17/09/2013 04:36 - United States - Barnesville
By somethingblue - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Lowell
By zachadams - 16/09/2013 21:03 - United States - Buffalo
By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany
By meganmagee - 16/09/2013 18:47 - United States - Barnesville
After maxing out our credit card on a salt water tank, Mr. Shelly has a permanent home here with Megan, Tony, and Ansleigh Magee.
By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 17:42 - United States - Buffalo
By Stheno - 16/09/2013 12:49 - United Kingdom - Bristol
Sorry it took so long to write back I didn't know my FML got posted :) Now to explain a little. It turns out his trail wasn't fair and the reason he was found guilty was because his cell mate made a deal to get out of being sentenced if he lied about my step father admitting to murdering someone. His da also turned out to be an alcoholic. There is no evidence connecting my step father of the murder and now we're working on getting him released :)
By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield
By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos
By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro
By chestycough - 16/09/2013 04:35 - Australia - Belrose
By alexbrooke - 16/09/2013 02:49 - United States - Paintsville
Hey! OP here! the cat actually was wrapped around the Serpentine belt! No.it did not survive, and my car is in the shop, being cleaned out with a new belt. Sad thing my son was in the car, he kept saying Mommy! what is it?! The cat has been lost, I actually hadn't drove my car for a couple of days so I'm not sure how long it was actually in there. I am surprised how.many people this has happened to, glad it wasnt just me!
By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando
By blzrdsgrl - 16/09/2013 00:43 - United States
Turns out...she thought I was joking because "I'm never serious"...
By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 21:16 - United States - Dover
By LolAtMyPosts - 15/09/2013 18:04 - Canada - Halifax
For those who care, no, I didn't give him my address, I'm not an idiot. He just knows the city I live in, because I'm sure I've mentioned it during a group chat. He and I are NOT in a relationship in any way, shape, or form. I barely know him. He's had this weird obsession with me for a while. We talk about once every other day, and have two types of conversations. The most common is: 'Hi, how are you? Good? Glad to hear you're good. Have a nice day.' And that's it. The less common and more creepy is him asking: 'Can I buy you stuff? Can I have your address so I can send you stuff? Do you like jewelry? I'm going to come visit you ;)' He doesn't know my real name, nor do I know his. He doesn't know what I look like, only what I sound like on a mic. We only know each other through our gaming community, and nothing more. :/ I have broken all ties with him, and deleted him off my friends' list (because that's the ONLY way he could contact me). Dude needs to grow up and get his head checked.
By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale
By Madster15 - 15/09/2013 06:05 - Australia - Melbourne
OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.
By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx
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Okay, first off, I am a women. As for the fml, I was complaining that I pay such a high price to get those two texts a day and the occasional phone call from my employer to cover a shift. Expensive paper weight is what it is and I'm stuck in a contract. With the debate on price, yes, very expensive. I get unlimited text as well as calling (god knows what for), and 1 gig of data which I never use up since I'm almost always in wifi. I do in fact have somebody on my plan with me but that only adds another 10 dollars a month to my bill. There's also insurance on both phones, considering they are smart phones and I'm a bit of a klutz. I know I could always shop around with other phone competitors but living where I do if you so much as want service in your home you have little choice. Any more questions? :P