History rocks
By HistoryFreak - 01/02/2013 09:19 - France
By HistoryFreak - 01/02/2013 09:19 - France
By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 04:09 - United States - Hudson Falls
By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles
By hclagopus - 14/11/2012 11:39 - Norway
By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States
By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole
By ExplosiveDildo - 22/06/2012 13:08 - Afghanistan
Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen
By that guy - 24/05/2012 16:41 - United States
By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw
By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John
By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta
By Nadaz - 05/04/2012 11:29 - United States - Charlotte
By thatscreamerguy - 03/04/2012 11:11 - United Kingdom - Mitcham
For anybody wondering, it was "Medieval 2 Total War" on very hard mode. I don't own a microphone, and don't play Call of Duty. Watching the Iberian peninsula falling to unstoppable Moorish hordes really tugs at the heartstrings though, y'know?
By SHK519 - 25/03/2012 01:07 - United Kingdom - London
Hey, I'm the OP. For your information, my grammar was impeccable. The people correcting it were American readers "correcting" stuff such as "colour", "realise", and the usual suspects. As for calling the Pope a noob, it was joking. I was ranting about the Africa situation actually, and I said he's a noob to the real world if he thinks celibacy is going to fix it. Thanks for demonising me, though! Anyone who thinks I deserve to be threatened with eternal hellfire for writing my opinions is stupid. I've shut the thing down until I write more material, because people in general are ******* stupid.
By Avery - 24/03/2012 20:06 - United States - Los Angeles
By Crying - 29/02/2012 20:21 - United States
By geeklove - 16/01/2012 03:30 - United States
By student414 - 10/01/2012 17:15 - Canada
By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States
By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia
By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:45 - United States
By workworkwork - 26/11/2011 01:37 - United States
By psychteacher - 04/11/2011 13:32 - United States
this is the original poster. yeah...i was having an off day. in my defense, normally there's a small little power button on the top of the projector and that's all i've ever needed to use. someone must have messed with it though, because evidently there's a bigger power button on the side, and that's the one i missed. i felt like an idiot :( and i'm a graduate school TA...
By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States
By TurtleTeacher - 14/10/2011 06:09 - United States
By Miguel - 20/08/2011 19:40 - United States
By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States
By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States
By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States
By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States
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OP here. I did not try to pick her up - I am a 42 year old married father of three and even if I wanted a date I have enough knowledge of the world to know that hot twentysomething blondes prefer hot twentysomething hunks - but I did try to make her smile, and failed miserably. And my geek level is so low that I read paper papers and constantly need my twelve year old son to help with my Iphone. (Plus I`ve never seen the sequels) I realize the girl probably lacked humour more than Star Wars knowledge, but what the heck. My wife laughed her ass off when I told her, though, bless her.