Animals: Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation,...

By chuchundra - 08/03/2014 20:06 - United States

Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML

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By sotired - 05/03/2013 19:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML

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By 88_OP - 25/07/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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Et tu, Doggo?

By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML

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A cheap holiday in other people's misery

By Blunt w/chip on shoulder - 06/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML

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Keeper

By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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By whymegirl - 22/07/2012 04:24 - United States - Worcester

Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

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Great seeing you

By Nicole - 09/05/2016 20:12 - United States - Bozeman

Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML

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julian0605 9

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us

BassTurdo 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

Puppy love

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julian0605 9

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:17

Maybe the dog is whining out of joy because he's so happy to see you, he's just overwhelmed with happiness.

warsun 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:18

Have you ever heard a puppy whine? It's the most depressing thing ever D:

buttcramp 21

Sunday 9 March 2014 5:24

be happy your pup made a friend! try to engage your dog with play or treats and maybe the pup will come around!

GraceyBlueEyes 13

Sunday 9 March 2014 12:06

perhaps you shouldn't get a puppy right before your holiday.

Alm1ghty_Push 15

Saturday 2 January 2016 6:58

They're*

BassTurdo 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:50

Puppy love

DippinGrizzly907 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:07

"Puppy love" Reminds me of high school haha

ZY1431 24

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:52

give the puppy some time. im sure things will be fine

DippinGrizzly907 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:08

Serious relationship advice regarding the love of your puppy haha

not_happening 11

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:52

Time to break out the dog treats!

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:55

well atleast it was just the dog and not your kid

AnOriginalName 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:29

53,itsprettyeasytoaccidentalkyskipthespacebarwhiletypingquickly.

Nilorak 24

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:46

Calmdown.

Douchbag_fml 4

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:46

Well none of your business dude. You don't own FML. They have the rights to type what they want. Not for you to control dude.

beaverteaser 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 17:02

sorry sir i will make sure i check my spelling every time I see the grammar nazi on duty

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:55

Some dogs seem to go crazy over visitors. Just give it some time and your puppy will be all good.

cleary30 13

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:56

Dogs just love people. Maybe he played with the dog more than you do?

thefmlcounter 1

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:56

Don't sweat it. Just work on getting the puppy to love you more again by constally being with him or her

RenoTheRhino 30

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:00

*constantly. Sorry, I had to.

RenoTheRhino 30

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:57

Give your puppy some treats and cuddle! Hopefully, he'll warm back up to you.

lotr4 18

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:58

It's like that sponge bob episode where Gary likes Patrick more, but it was only for the cookie :)

hellnosucka 27

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:58

yes. maybe OP should check their friends pockets for cookies.

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Same thing different taste

Bad doggo

Et tu, Doggo?

A cheap holiday in other people's misery

Keeper

Great seeing you

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