Animals: Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 18:51

Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML

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Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML

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By difference between birds and mammals. - 03/09/2012 00:10 - Australia

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By inchetogb - 15/01/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML

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By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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Brightbulb 39

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:30

It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.

nancy_rm 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:32

I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.

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Brightbulb 39

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:30

It's cat-dog in real life! Maybe you should show him the cartoon, then he will understand it's a dead and impossible concept.

i_h8t_everything 12

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:58

But that might encourage him...

buttcramp 21

Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:19

I agree #13. That was one of the best cartoons of my childhood!

Darthbane2007 17

Wednesday 12 March 2014 3:35

a baby was born, and it caused a little stir....

badluckalex 23

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:30

@13. even if it encouraged him its impossible...

LonerTheWolf35 8

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:52

no blue bug no three eyed frog just a feline canine little catdog

Jared900DUmpling 30

Wednesday 12 March 2014 6:30

Catdog. Catdog!

kaablam 17

Wednesday 12 March 2014 19:03

FML, I love you guys. You make my day.

Comet_Candy 23

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:31

A man can dream...

hugozac88 22

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:51

Is really only just a dream /:]

nancy_rm 10

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:32

I fear for your cat and dog. Good luck with him OP.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 12 March 2014 10:00

This is a man who really needs a hobby.

TunaFireStarter 16

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:33

If the millions and millions of cats and dogs that have lived together have not been able to mate successfully so far, he isn't going to be the first to get his to do it.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 12 March 2014 14:08

Dogs and cats living together....mass hysteria!!! As for you, OP, maybe you should get one or both of them spayed/neutered so it will be impossible for them to mate with their own species.

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 7 April 2015 21:16

Actually they can copulate. Small dog big cat. I've seen it. Poor kitty didn't know what she was in for, screamed bloody murder. No kippies but they tied for half an hour. Look at YouTube, there is a video of cat/dog tied together.