By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML
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Crystal_da_thing 23

I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo

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Top comments

patrickalamo 47

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

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kittykath32 22

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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Staresti 6

Nope. Literally first result on google when I searched "australia monkeys"

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brand125 17

1 - for being pretty sure your pretty wrong

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Actually, 1 is pretty right considering OP got attacked by one. There just isn't supposed to be lol

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SkullsRules1 26

I'm Australian and i didn't think we had any wild monkeys

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Colon_Man 17

Are we sure it wasn't just a very large scorpion? Or killer koala?

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starile 19

They all swam away in the Great Ape Migration.

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FluffyPandas156 13

#2 said had, meaning they used to. I don't think anyone even understood what he stated.

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patrickalamo 47

See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.

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Turtle_Man 21

I noticed you said nothing about eat no monkey

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xninix_fml 36

@27 Why the **** would someone eat a monkey? :/

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gemstone586 12

my dad has, unwittingly... travel in some poor countries and you'll eat a lot of strange things...

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trulypar 34

To #44 Some cultures eat monkey's brains...sounds gross to me.

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TallMist 32

Suddenly reminded of Drake & Josh.

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JMichael 25

They sneak over the border from time to time and attack unsuspecting bystanders.

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aussie99 3

lol you know that Australia's an island right? must've come by boat........ banana boat!

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jojimugo 20

#4 Undocumented monkeys

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SkullsRules1 26

Yep! They swim from Indonesia down ro Australia :,)

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kittykath32 22

I hope you didn't go completely bananas.

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ThatllDoDonkey 9

You would be surprised at the things me and shrek have found in Duloc...

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ShrekFromDuloc 6

I can vouch for donkey. My ass never lies ☺️

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You are love. You are life.

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cadillacgal79 32

Duloc is.....Duloc is.....Duloc is the perrrfect PLACE!!!!!!!!

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AGB10 19

Maybe they were revolting to be allowed back in.

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julianbozikovic 20

I guess you can never be too prepared for anything...even monkeys!

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