By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
Crystal_da_thing tells us more.
I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
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I'm pretty sure australia has monkeys.
Nope. Literally first result on google when I searched "australia monkeys"
1 - for being pretty sure your pretty wrong
They are called aborigines here.
Actually, 1 is pretty right considering OP got attacked by one. There just isn't supposed to be lol
I'm Australian and i didn't think we had any wild monkeys
Are we sure it wasn't just a very large scorpion? Or killer koala?
Austalia had monkeys...
They all swam away in the Great Ape Migration.
#2 said had, meaning they used to. I don't think anyone even understood what he stated.
but they still never had any primates.
(australia is a continent)
See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
I noticed you said nothing about eat no monkey
To #44 Some cultures eat monkey's brains...sounds gross to me.
lol you know that Australia's an island right? must've come by boat........ banana boat!
Yep! They swim from Indonesia down ro Australia :,)
Well that was some ape shit.
No, just ape shit
I need more details on this omg
Shrek is dreck!
Maybe they were revolting to be allowed back in.
I guess you can never be too prepared for anything...even monkeys!
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See no, hear no, speak no, monkeys. Just get attacked by one.
I hope you didn't go completely bananas.