A different kind of wind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Top comments

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

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katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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Dennisse_47 17

Umm, why? I think of this as one of the biggest accomplishments to make! fyourlife for not seeing the wonderful talent this man posseses! OP, this man is definitely a keeper, you should both have a contest to see who can make the loudest chimes with your farts.. now that is true love :')

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saIty 17

Gotta give him major props for those bowels. Tell him to hit me up, we can make a group called the "NinjaFarts".

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sssandoo 0

i thonk you should doo the same to the remote

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zombicidal 11

achievemen unloced 50Gchimulance-make wind chimes ring with only flatulence

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zombicidal 11

*unlocked auto correct never works when you need it

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thebeautybleeds 17

Well, it's sometimes called breaking wind...

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LifeOnBlast19 9

When boredom strikes...you fart in a wind-chime.

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The_Commentor_ 6

He farted hard enough through his pants and the force had enough to still move the wind chime?

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dmeloccaro 5

This is a very good point. That thought didn't even cross my mind.

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Merylwen 24

That is NOT husband material.

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DocBastard 38

It isn't? So what you're saying is that any guy with a juvenile sense of humour should never get married? I have news for you, princess- EVERY guy's sense of humour is juvenile.

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