Gross and Farts: A different kind of wind

@77, ShannonReneee: Please forgive my unintentional apparent plagiarism of your post. FML for posting before reading. In addition, I like your mind! :)

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 17:29

U should bottle him try and save on ur gas bills

Shayton 12

Monday 5 September 2011 17:33

He is the chosen one

PopsicleLicker 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:39

he must have used the force.

oklahomaguy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:51

You should have showed him up by blowing a snatch fart at it. Have it ringing like the vatican on easter sunday.

moosechiefs 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:26

If there is brown smoke what does that mean?

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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