A different kind of wind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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thir13enthour 0

Kinda clever if you ask me. Guys and farts. Who'd of guessed.

You married him! Admit it, you love his "talent."

Felix_Felicis15 8

If the husband could make music with a windchime, a flute, and a clarinet, imagine what he could do with an oboe! He is rather epic.

Your going to have to stop feeding him beans

Mr_Darkside 5

Your husband is made of hearts, tarts and unicorn farts. You should be proud.

I think I'm going to jump on the suggest-an-instrument-for-your-husband-to-play-with-his-ass bandwagon and suggest a didgeridoo.