A different kind of wind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

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katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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ItsTheKing 10

I farted on wind-chimes before it went mainstream......

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

The real question is did he do it bare back or with pants on...

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hamncheeseinit 6

So did he have his pants on or off?

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FarSide 22

NO! NO! NO! This activity is RESERVED for males! Females (at least real ladies) do NOT fart! However, if you would like to attempt queefing through a harp, I think that would be awesome!

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BadKitty13 28

Everyone farts YES even ladies at some time or another. You just don't hear a lady because they go somewhere where no one can hear it. Besides it's just not healty not to fart.

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leadman1989 15

"Queefing banded due to road warrior queef"

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skyttlz 32

I'm a female and I fart all the time and I want to try this.

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amit93 4

Lol ur husband is hilarious. Hes a keeper

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cherry72 13

Oh gawd please don't let my husband read this FML he will be trying to do this himself. Lol

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