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By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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Obrum 0

The reason he called it a woodlouse is because over here in the UK, EVERYONE calls them that. Seriously, if he'd put 'roly-poly' or whatever, I wouldn't have had a clue what he meant. Plus, calling it a 'roly-poly' seems like something a five year old would do if they didn't know the real name XD

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soso_sunshine 0

I'd never even heard them called anything but a woodlouse before personally.

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EatMyCrayonz 0

I really ******' hate woodlice, just thinking about them makes me feel horrid. Spiders, woodlice and cockroaches, I am terrified.

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capgray 0

is this some stupid brit bug?

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skyeyez9 24

At least it wasn't a cave spider. Although due to their enormous size, it would be obvious.

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allysgotstyle 0

dude.i t could have been on her toothbrush not ACTUALLY in her mouth when she woke up...

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summersong89 0

eww! how did it get in there anyway??

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