A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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DannyBoy_fml 0

I didnt know what it was until i saw a picture i almost threw up...* *

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Six23 1

What is a woodlouse? Is that like a termite? I've never heard of that.

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skyeyez9 24

Woodlice are also known as the grey colored "roly poly" or "pill bugs." They have lots of legs and roll into a ball when threatened.

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ScaryyMary 14

Woodlice are those little roly-poly bugs? When I was little, I used to tear them in half and look at the guts. I seem to remember the insides being a lovely shade of green...

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wordgirl 0

Okay: first, what the hell? How did something like that get into your MOUTH??? Second, I was drinking orange juice when I read that and nearly threw up. So....FML.

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Diannaa 0

I found a mil worm type thing in my icecream once...

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johncow123 0

ohh there talkin bout a rolly polly

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