Embarrassing, Party and Work: A night to remember

A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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By helosthisshit - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Linlithgow

Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 12:00

Today, it was my stag do. One minute I was at the pub buying a drink, the rest was a blur until I woke up completely naked in an ambulance, with all my friends standing over me. They'd put sleeping pills in my drink and hired an ambulance. It was my stag do prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

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By kbartlett86 - 24/06/2010 20:02 - Canada

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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cherrybollosm04 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:00

hahahaha goes to show that you shouldn't mix medication and alchohol didn't you know that!

may_cause_fail 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

Didn't you read the warnings? You are stupid. Even if you didn't pay attention to that (which makes you even dumber), it's common sense. Deserved it. ;D

Comments

this_one_is_fake 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:28

fake, fake, FAKE

paperplanes2012 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:36

yall are mean. you should feel bad for her...

FXCKMYLIFE 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:50

If you're gonna tell me that the relaxants mixed with alcohol caused you to pass out, I'd believe it If you're gonna tell me that over-consumption of alcohol caused you to jump into the cake, I'd believe it However, if you're gonna tell me that the 2, mixed caused you to do something that stupid, you're wrong

sleepless15_p 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:59

I hope you get fired for being a HUGE idiot.

jaymers 3

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:06

um, as a general rule, never take any meds of any kind with alcohol. i thought everyone knew that...

krystinite 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:30

I don't buy it. At all. And the 4-foot cake? Unless you're talking about the circumference of a circular cake, or your boss is Jim Gaffigan, that's just absurd.

wowzers22 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:33

hahahahahhahahahahahah my new favorite this is funny you should have been moter boated by your boss

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:51

never never NEVER mix alcohol & medication. i've seen very bad things happen to people from that, you're lucky you just ended up embarrassed and not in the hospital...

1kc8 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:23

well did you at least have fun?

craznazn247 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:55

Lol I would still eat the cake from around you. Its a 4 foot cake, surely some of it hasn't been tainted! Delicious. ;) Bad mix though. Didn't you learn anything in school?