Health: A step too far

A step too far

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 4 397

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 928

You deserved it 224

By Damnit - 17/11/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 249

You deserved it 6 991

By indefiniteforest - 20/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my roommate was complaining about a headache, so I offered her some aspirin. She looked at me like I was stupid and said, "Uh... That stuff's only for heart attacks." I'm living with an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 222

You deserved it 545

Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 112

You deserved it 330

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 001

You deserved it 2 891

Blockages

By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 708

You deserved it 378

By arse of fire :( - 23/02/2013 00:31 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 129

You deserved it 3 895

By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 133

You deserved it 3 504

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 537

You deserved it 3 443

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 351

You deserved it 4 404

TheComputerGuy96 16

Friday 10 December 2010 9:03

Dump him after hiding laxatives in his food.

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 10 December 2010 9:12

Next time you blow him, bite on his balls and tell him you thought it'd be fun ;) Or get him worked up to have sex, then tell him you wanna stop there because you think it'll be more fun. Or some variation of revenge. Doesn't have to be sexual, my mind's just in that place right now.

Comments

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 6:34

I'm so sorry for your loss

mschrisaya 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:26

I would leave him! I mean what is he gonna do if your mom died or your kid...what an ass!

Oniat 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 17:36

Laxatives are NOT fun, no matter the situation. That was cruel of him, what a douchebag

Iwalynwfy 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 4:21

I don't think you should thank him, but maybe try to understand him. Sounds stupid, I know. However, some people resort to humor (among other things) in stressful or rare situations because they don't know how else to deal with it. Good luck, OP. Sorry for your loss.

laYouMad 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:06

did you end up getting the aspirin afterwards? :3

bleach_baby 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:35

Maybe you should have posted: "Today I spent all day making up some shit joke for fml.com. FML" This never happened.

basketball03 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:55

lol i agree with 1 nd 13 poor u life will get better after u dump hisass

Jacki24 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:05

Sorry about your friend..and sorry that your bf was an asshole in such a traggic time..

occasional01 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:04

get rid of him! dont let him fool you twice

chsdrill95 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 22:25

you asked for it...so i think you deserved it and also ya that sucks but just laugh and dont worry about it...he was just trying to be funny! get over it...