A Valentine's Day miracle

By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

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Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML
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TergesteCity 12

Time for her to be your ex wife i believe. Sex in marriage shouldn't be used as a prize, it should be a normal sign of affection from both parts. That right there is instead manipulative behavior. Just try to immagine it with role reversed to see how crazy it is: what if you implmented a point based system for house works? She can learn, for example, 20 point for a *******, 50 for sex, but only 5 for a handjob; she get some housework done for every 5.000 points she earn.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Give her a points-based system for you not divorcing her. Only one item on the list, tearing up her list and apologising for ever daring to send it to you.

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Miss_Red 18

I dont agree at all with what shes doing, but how lazy do you have to be at home for your spouse to want to do this.

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TergesteCity 12

Time for her to be your ex wife i believe. Sex in marriage shouldn't be used as a prize, it should be a normal sign of affection from both parts. That right there is instead manipulative behavior. Just try to immagine it with role reversed to see how crazy it is: what if you implmented a point based system for house works? She can learn, for example, 20 point for a *******, 50 for sex, but only 5 for a handjob; she get some housework done for every 5.000 points she earn.

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core01 30

But who will clean up after the man baby then? 🙄

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Give her a points-based system for you not divorcing her. Only one item on the list, tearing up her list and apologising for ever daring to send it to you.

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Yudith 24

Somebody read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus". Both of you should read the part about "the points system for men".

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

AFAIK that book talks about the way the author claims men and women assign value to the actions of their partners. It doesn't talk about actually making a list of points for sex.

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Ubehage 32

Sad to say, but at this point she already made the list. Crazy is crazy. The fact that she made the list without talking about it first, is evident that she is too crazy to learn.

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spinningrecords 14

Kinda turns her into a prostitute. Surely you can find better for less. I’d walk the dog and never come back.

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sdj215 18

It only gets worse from here. Don’t live a life of unhappiness.

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RichardPencil 30

Claim 10,000 points for every day you don't **** another woman. That ought to create a pretty healthy balance for you. And if it doesn't, your wife's sex embargo doesn't mean much.

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mackdeezy 22

Either this is a repost, or another person was crazy enough to try the points system. Sadly, I wouldn't doubt the latter.

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Vesi 29

Unless this is an agreed on bdsm type relationship with those parameters, this is really not ok in any way, shape or form. I would not jump right to divorce but some major communication would not go amiss here. If you both work but she does all the cooking and cleaning, then you really should pick up the slack, but if you work and she does not, she should be able to handle *most* of the housework and you do a thing or two after work for some fairness. This might have been a last ditch effort on her part to get you to listen OR it is a power play and not a healthy one at all. Please sit and talk with her and find out where this came from. Good luck.

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