A Valentine's Day miracle

By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

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Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML
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TergesteCity 12

Time for her to be your ex wife i believe. Sex in marriage shouldn't be used as a prize, it should be a normal sign of affection from both parts. That right there is instead manipulative behavior. Just try to immagine it with role reversed to see how crazy it is: what if you implmented a point based system for house works? She can learn, for example, 20 point for a *******, 50 for sex, but only 5 for a handjob; she get some housework done for every 5.000 points she earn.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Give her a points-based system for you not divorcing her. Only one item on the list, tearing up her list and apologising for ever daring to send it to you.

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Bogrbon 27

Your honor: exhibit A in why we're getting divorced. If she 1. doesn't want any intimacy of her own volition and 2. sees your relationship as transactional it's time to get a good divorce attorney.

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cpguru24 16

YDI for putting up with this.

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Crowned Sataness 12

if she works and you don't ever help around the house, then YDI get off your lazy ass if you do your equal share and she's just avoiding sex, it's time to let the marriage go. don't tolerate this. this is abuse and women wonder why men cheat

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FluffythePink 21

Seriously out there suggestion, but have you actually tried regularly helping with the housework to see how fast this system just magically vanishes? Lazy arse mofos do not make for good or attractive partners.

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