Cars and Transportation: AAA, hello?

AAA, hello?

By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 234

This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 119

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 311

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 767

You deserved it 5 713

By Two wrecks one car - 20/08/2018 16:30 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 113

You deserved it 157

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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You deserved it 1 681

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 357

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 526

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 762

You deserved it 105

KoalaBear10 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

free2speak 14

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.

Comments

kappacka 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:06

woman driver, no survivor. old people shouldn't drive either lulz

purple_sarah88 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:10

While you looked on in utter horror you got her license plate right? Otherwise the car park could have CCTV to catch her. She shouldn't be allowed to drive!

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:28

where you in your car or out? if you were in you should've honked the old bitch

20Lindz07 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:35

I would not have just stood there. I would have been running and screaming at the old lady to stop.

alicec123 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:06

and you didn't stop her becuase...?

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:29

get out the car and Chris Brown that bitch PS people or 70 shouldn't be allowed to drive anyway

SwagCaptain 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:38

why didnt you just say stop? fb

SuperNova69 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:26

lmao why didn't u honk ur horn

dansco 24

Friday 1 April 2011 4:28

Proves most older people should their keys taken off them until they prove they cam drive safely! Then maybe it will stop the sweet old grannies driving down the wrong side of the motorway or crashing into peoples cars!