About last night…

By missalexa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML
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joemk2012 0

Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

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MarkerofMagic 0

that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Ydi for not getting a new towel every time you take a shower. you can be drying yourself on your moms ****** or your dads balls. :)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

This reminds me of post-party/-show crashes at the house my single male friends shared in college. ManPad Bathroom Rule #15: When everyone's too hungover to help and you can't find a clean towel, you'll inevitably dry your freshly-washed face on the spot that smells like penis. O.O That rule fell between #14: Bring your own soap, and 16: Despite how it looks, the bathroom ain't carpeted. >_<

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mistired 0

hey hey skroal. STFU YOU LOSER.

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HE1D1 0

You kind of deserved it. You should've made sure you had some in there before the party

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530boy 0

I wiped my ass on the towel.

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hifatpeople 0

why would they put the towel back? at least u were in the shower when it happened.

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randomviolet 0

thats y i get out of the shower and then get a towle oh and i look at the towl

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lurchin_10 0

seriously, how do you spell towel wrong two different ways in one scentence?

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JCo352 3

So is a "scentence", a sentence, with a smell?

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lurchin_10 0

I figured it would fit since shit covered towels are involved

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mistired 0

ey 73 you look like a towel head. get off FML.

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