About last night…

By missalexa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML
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joemk2012 0

Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

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MarkerofMagic 0

that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

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BetterUThanMe 0

He should of at least threw the towel away after he wiped his @ss with it!

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

If god gives you lemons you, FIND A NEW GOD! If towel's give you shit you, FIND A NEW TOWEL!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

*towels and I hate it when towels give me shit me.

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livelaughlove22 0

one word EWWWWW!!!!!!!

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monsterDONG 6

this shit sounds gross....feel bad for any guests that A) either had to use the towel or B) witnessed said Shit-stained towel LMAO... Charmin got nothing on the softness of this towel tho XD

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SippinSally 0

Your family are nasty as ****! Who does that disgusting ******* thing? when there's no toilet paper you put more on the roll or if your running low should buy some!

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lawlatyourfml 0

thats shitty.. no literally thats shitty lol

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soccer_chickk 0

ewwwy! that's disgusting! guess you'll have to re-showerrr! :p

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