About last night…
By missalexa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By missalexa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
I concur number1 ;)
YDI for gettig out of te shower and discovering the towel you grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Because apparently at your sister's birthday party, you ran out of toilet paper.
Now this is a situation where diapers are much better than "adult" underwear.
20 - What is that language you speak? I've never seen anything like it before.
22, #1 didn't say to check the towel. They said that they would have seen the poop stain before using the towel, implying the poop stain was in a visible place. I agree, you shouldn't have to check your towels. The sister should have at least put the towel in the laundry and not just left it there.
#25 hmmm i feel as if hes speaking normal english and your a dumbass that apparently doesnt know proper english
it might make a good gel for your hair, or maybe even as a color
35 - You're just as bad as 20, I don't speak your language either.
Wot iz a "you're" izzat lyk prunownced u/Ray lyk uv Rey? you're-turn too hear cuz u got hoamsyk?
ohh OP. THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK THE TOWEL! how can you miss a Big brown spot? unless it was a dark towel.. >.>
along came polly
it's true, I've seen it
#60, I love love loooveesss your hair(: lol
yeah, ydi for not seeing that first.
if you don't like him repeating the fml then don't read it. it's simple. so stfu and stop complaining.
27, a poop stain is a huge difference than what OP said, dried poop. do we not realize someone wiped their ass with the towel? Anyway, OP you deserved it. You should always get a fresh towel before you get into the shower, who knows what people do to towels when they're alone in a bathroom. Spit, ejaculate, menstrual blood, poop and hand germs could all have gotten on you and your body because you didn't get a clean one out of the linen closet. Gross.
Just about everyone - I can't seem to understand any of your awkward languages, I cannot respond correctly.
Why do you guys keep feeding him? Just ignore him if it bothers you, nobody is forcing you to read his comments.
hahaha lol
Actually, we are kinda get forced to. We're trying to scroll down to see anyone's interesting or funny comment of the day and we inevitably spot his dumbass comment. I've tried to ignore it... Yeah, didn't work, did it? ehh stoopid dum pursuhn skroal, you undertand mehhh nao yuh lil shat? get def fook outta fml u wee bita troll shat...
I find Him really easy to ignore (but that's just me). Everytime I see his name I jus skip over it. I don't see how that is much of a challenge.
12 why don't you **** off. If all you can do is repeat the original post than you have severe issues. Oops I am sorry. Just seeing your pic tells me that you have major issues.
yeah, 12 is a fucktard.
Try using a clean towel next time, not one off the rack. U R rather gross.
I don't usually recommend this but skroal you should jump out of the window and crack your skull open on the sidewalk.
SOMEBODY SHAT ON THE COATS..err um TOWELS!
how many positions do u put ur dogs in??
#84 lmfao shut up! :P
#81** goddammiit I fail :
154 - What? Your internet accent confuses me, I don't know what you're saying.
94 can **** right off thank you very much!
12 - you're not funny, fucktard. 18 - ic wot u did thar
159. if I was a creepy kid on fml I'd say you were really hot
niiiiiiiiiiice
o wait I'm not supposed to actually write tht
how do you know some people are even commenting about you then? whhhey.
Use her pillow case to wipe your ass next time you ruin out of toilet paper.
Supriiiiise.
do people really use towels for that...? fyl.
not nice
YDI for having indoor plumbing. YDI for using a towel. YDI for having a sister. YDI for running out of TP. YDI for having a toilet. YDI for hosting a party. YDI for having nasty friends/guests.
I like the new pic though anteater was pretty epic
All of the above. Plus, I'm sure you take advantage of the situation by hosting a fetish party.
because when your at a birthday party u don't go walking around with a towel with your shit on it
1 word...eww. next time check before u get in the shower
You and #12 look like a match made in Hot Topic heaven.
Why can't he judge? All he said was they have similar styles and go to hot topic? Is it wrong to be judged for who you are? Stupid emos.
24 just won the frickin internet with his comment. all rights reserved.
Keywords
Whoever did that is a real asswipe.
that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.