About last night…

By missalexa - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML
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joemk2012 0

Whoever did that is a real asswipe.

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MarkerofMagic 0

that sucks. but you shouldve seen it before you used it.

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noora619 0

ummmm just jump back in the shower and scrub harder its not the end of the world

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5t3ff1k4h 44

And dry off with what? What if that was the only towel in the house that was clean?

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juliag0rawrx3 0

thts fukin grossss EW ydi

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sallen0046 4

So what you're saying is that it took you an entire day to realize you were out of toilet paper, and that you reuse towels without even checking to see if they're visibly clean after you've had a party at which, god knows how many people could have touched or wiped anything on them. This couldn't possibly be any more your own fault.

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emilyxorawr 3

wat color was the towel? because couldn't yu see like a brown stain on it?

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PushMyButtons 5

Jeez louis!! Grosss!

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HingaHinga 0

Hmmmm... There was just a PostSecret about this. Something like "If I can't find toilet paper to use anywhere in your bathroom i will use your towel."

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tiffyxmac 0

Always check your towel before drying off with it cause you never know what could be on it. YDI

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heyjenn 0

99- your body looks worse than the shitty towel. js(:

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