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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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el_angelroca 15

Sunday 18 January 2015 9:28

I'm sure he needed to go to the bathroom before you even started the test, and the instructor was probably visibly shaken out of embarrassment for ******** his pants in your car, they wouldn't give you your license unless you did well

LaColombianita 26

Sunday 18 January 2015 9:13

I guess he was more nervous than you were... Poor guy, what a bad time to have a tummy ache :(

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sullivankeara 25

Sunday 18 January 2015 18:55

He was just embarrassed that he crapped himself. Don't worry OP!

CaliCassanova 14

Sunday 18 January 2015 19:18

That's a shitty situation I feel for you OP

snoopcatt_fml 10

Sunday 18 January 2015 19:22

You took the driving test in your car?

phone117 10

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:10

I did.

VioletSkies 21

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:19

The first two sites that Google brings up says you can use your own car for the test in the UK (where the OP is from) as long as it meets the rules.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 18 January 2015 19:32

Well congrats on passing!

DatFreshWhtBoy 6

Sunday 18 January 2015 19:37

That's not ******

Regimental_Phan 18

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:01

after I passed my driving test. my instructor handed me my papers and as he was getting out of my car, ripped the loudest farthest I've ever heard. the. he turned around he said " there's your congratulations present from me. HAVE A NICE LIFE!"

squarecircles 13

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:08

At least you both passed something

SimplyEcks 15

Sunday 18 January 2015 20:12

I think the driving instructor could write this story up as an FML. So FYL to both op and the instructor!

Hannahst2 3

Monday 19 January 2015 0:46

Eyyyyyy small world! Im from kirklees too! And congrats on passing your test! And Just do some handbrake turns in the snow and teh smell will soon be gone!