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By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Spicy
Today, my wife spent all day texting me dirty things so I used some of my holiday hours to come home 3 hours early for some sexy time. During my drive home she got in a bad mood, and no longer wanted sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 653
You deserved it 125

Same thing different taste

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OniKudaki 6

I'd make a joke about how we must have married sisters, but my wife wouldn't ever send me pics or texts like that to begin with.

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OniKudaki 6

I'd make a joke about how we must have married sisters, but my wife wouldn't ever send me pics or texts like that to begin with.

Maybe offer her a massage and make it all about her