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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 02/04/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Jaws

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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Great idea

By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Crunchy

By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 22:00 - United States - Benson

Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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everwaiting 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

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Blue33_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:21

omg ew...um where did you get the meat pie? Can't you complain and get your money back or press charges? FYL

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:01

Haha the first 3 sentences sound sexual.

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Friday 18 June 2010 5:25

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!Go put it under your pillow and hope you get some money;)

kappaaa 12

Monday 23 August 2010 8:04

they got it from mrs Lovett pie shop :)

ncvolley123 8

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:39

I agree. go complain to ms.lovette and sweeney Todd.

PeterChaban 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 21:09

Sweeney Todd's Barber Shop

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 11:51

Probably a pot pie

everwaiting 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

Face it, darlin', you're stuck in an on-street production of Sweeney Todd and there's no way out...

orangefish_65 8

Sunday 20 June 2010 20:50

exactly what I was thinking :P

SexyQueen0905 24

Friday 19 August 2011 22:08

me yoo

mapl3loop 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 13:38

Yeah me yoo.

FCWchick 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 3:55

They so pulled a Sweeny Todd

Fireball01 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

eww that is disgusting FYL indeed.

euplus 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

hahaha

GENNNA_ 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:22

ROUGH DAY!

puppydoggie 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:23

omg that's disgusting FYL

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:23

i didnt even know they served meat pie for lunch anywhere

sixroses 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

def FYL... that's incredibly disgusting

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

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Show it anyway

MadPercussion 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 8:57

'cause it's delish. minus the tooth of course

Katzilla_dances 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 20:24

...ew... Definitely complain about that. It was a human tooth? I would have lost my lunch right there... human meat pie D:

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Same thing different taste

Worst teeth in the game

Hangry dude

Jaws

Great idea

Crunchy

Added flavor

Ewwww, gross

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