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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could retake a test. I thought I'd texted back, "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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Mongoose19 0

well if that's on of your frequent used words YDI

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Celesta 11

You must be a cool teacher for letting your students text you! You might be cool enough to make them think it's ok to call them a ****.

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FerrariCake 2

So you'll probably be letting that student re-take the test now, won't you?

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sicofthsht 1

Wow... It's "Twat did you say? I still **** hear you.", Daggs.

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perdix 29

You probably have an ear infucktion. Take some penis-illin and you'll be fine.

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sicofthsht 1

Bahaha! Awesome! Thank you, 114. I'm feeling better already. :)

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RockstarRN 10

I think u should let them retake it now!

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Whoopsy24 0

If I got that text I would have pissed my pants laughing!

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ktdad07 0

I don't see the problem here. It sounds like you laid down the ******* law. When the next test comes around, that **** will study harder knowing that are no re-takes (for *****, that is) and will undoubtedly pass. You are an excellent teacher. I should tell my wife to try this approach.

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underpaid011 0

**** is the most foul word in the English language. I own a sailboat, so I curse like a sailor - and I hardly ever use the word ****. maybe a couple of times per year at the most. YDI

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Nychthemeron 2

You own a boat and you're automatically inclined to have a mouth full of shit?

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YayaInLalaLand 0

You count your cursing? Do you, like have a chart with tally marks and crap?

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