Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could retake a test. I thought I'd texted back, "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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Mongoose19 0

well if that's on of your frequent used words YDI

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Celesta 11

You must be a cool teacher for letting your students text you! You might be cool enough to make them think it's ok to call them a ****.

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turkeys_hen 0

the student deserves to retake a test after being called a ****.

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catnip216 0

She didn't say it was a typo, she said it was an auto-correct. She probably left off the apostrophe, the phone recognized that "cant" is not a word, and auto-corrected to closest word that she used often. Edit - I was trying to reply to the person who said something about a not being next to u, but my comment got placed here, and I don't see that one anymore...

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angry_wildebeast 0

that's why u het fr not letting him/ her retake it.. you ****

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marinus_fml 19

I went to Uni just so I can decipher comments like these. I urge no one to try and decipher it, but inbox me for the answer. Untrained beings cannot handle such bad spelling/grammar.

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DocBastard 38

Marinus, this is so simple. See, I just plug this into my Idiot-English translation engine... "That's what you get for not letting him/her retake it. I'm a moron." You're welcome.

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samadams42 0

haha doc i love your witty comments.

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Doortje 29

If you use **** more than you use can't you must say **** a lot. YDI. Not for the swearing of course, that was just an observation, but because you are a stupid ****, ****.

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jenn143c 0

why is **** a frequently used word? u throw that around alot??

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labanana_fml 5

not to seem stupid ir be annoying but what's a ****??

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tencentsakiss 19

Google Images? Are you trying to traumatize poor, naive children?

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cptmorgan15 2

Well, by asking what a **** is instead of looking it up yourself makes you seem stupid enough so you could have just left that first part out.

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deaper 16

**** is a slang word for the female genitalia.

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xexu13 3

three diff meanings intercourse with a female ****** rude offensive term for a woman

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mandyd80 0

why the heck are you texting with your students? if I was a parent I would be pissed!

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OfficialxAmber 0

It's common. I have a lot of my teacher's numbers.

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jamsie_fml 17

your students have your number??wonder why you give that out to them you desperate for someone to text you or something??

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co0ki3monster 1

Aha, sucks to be you.. But what I'm wondering is.. 1) Why you're texting your students 2) Why '****' was a more frequently used word for a teacher --

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Kiki_Venom 0

teachers have lives outside of school also.

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kayweekuriousity 0

stop texting students you pedobear.

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