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Adding insult to injury

By robinhoood - 20/04/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours, while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up, my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

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By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 741

You deserved it 10 294

By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 218

You deserved it 2 638

By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 387

You deserved it 3 630

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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You deserved it 3 219

By thebrokentardis - 22/09/2014 06:45 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

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You deserved it 5 300

Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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You deserved it 159

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You deserved it 4 401

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 310

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 453

friedkabob1225 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:50

i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died

0mggirl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

that sucks, i had a collapsed lung this summer and it's horrible. good luck.

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tbweffect 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:58

Cave his head in

jSOPURE 3

Monday 20 April 2009 17:05

Wow. Just wow. Sorry. I hope you have a speedy recovery. :)

zach2519 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:06

Please stop submitting these horrible faked FMLs, or I will track you down punch you in the throat.

guitardedman 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:07

thats shitty. on an unrelated note, a woman crashed her car again. stereotype ftw

MrPoly 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:13

#6, how the hell does he deserve this???

everyonehatesyou 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:35

#14 how do you know its fake? you dont.

LittleMiss1 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:47

WTF!

friedkabob1225 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:50

i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died

panda_bear511 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:00

@14: How is this fake?

TBD3 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:08

...It wasn't funny?

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Adding insult to injury

Same thing different taste

Funny, thanks

Injury meet insult

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