Cats and Animals: Adopt, don't shop

Adopt, don't shop

By catcraze - 20/05/2013 23:23 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 18:00

Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 01:34 - United States - Springville

Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By AlyCo55 - 22/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML

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Sneakin' in a kitty

By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 08:02

Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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Trustworthy

By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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They adopted you

By Mistaken - 01/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML

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slowlybreakingme 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 9:30

How did YOU not know it was pregnant? Or did you just think you were buying a firmly fat cat?

Grand_Cookie 21

Tuesday 21 May 2013 9:29

Well meow, that sucks.

Comments

29dear 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:24

I know there's some local ordnances against doing that with any type of pet in my neck of the woods. check around!!

Getspmak 15

Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:29

Well now the cats, are out of the bag... ;-)

flockz 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:03

or in this case the box.

sikunt89_fml 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:34

I would love that, you can play with them for 6-8 weeks while you find them homes :)

lincolnick4 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:41

You could take care of them till they are a little older before finding homes for them. Also seek advice on providing proper care for them, try not to touch them too much as well in this early stage.

laughmaster 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:17

How CATastrophic

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:36

I'd be sending the kittens to his house right about meow!

jjstock 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:39

Just sell the kitties then!!

ciaraohagan94 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:49

A similar thing happened to my aunty. She had one cat and then a stray cat moved in with them. What they didn't know was that the stray was super pregnant and now my aunty has 7 cats. I think it's punishment for the amount of cats that had accidentally died while she owned them.