Miscellaneous: Advent calendar time! - FML

Advent calendar time!

By firemansam - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML

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oliviaorourke 8

Monday 12 December 2011 15:55

Maybe he works night shifts?

Blueglasscup 18

Monday 12 December 2011 15:57

A free newspaper! OP, you lucky devil!

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2kj 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 20:41

Get a website asshole

juliabrookss 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 5:54

Why sell Christmas themed calenders when Christmas is only once a year? I'd find it a little weird seeing a Christmas tree on my calendar during Summer...

EdenLis 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:15

I have to admit, those things are annoying.

yourlifesucksHA 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:18

Its all for charity :)

ParisMilton93 15

Monday 2 July 2012 14:30

Why didn't he just ignore it? That's what my boyfriend does when he is on nights. Or maybe he should get some ear plugs, you were only doing your job.

emuexport 4

Monday 29 October 2012 12:21

"bellend" :):):), excellent !!!

jessherself13 21

Wednesday 3 April 2013 6:13

OP FYL but FHL because working nights sucks, and so does being woken up by your doorbell for a salesman.

emuexport 4

Monday 17 June 2013 13:40

Hahaha, "bellend", excellent:)

isquisqui2 10

Saturday 29 July 2017 3:37

"Bellend" or "bell-end" is basically slang for dick head or idiot, fyi

kevinsagirl2323 8

Wednesday 11 October 2017 3:17

selling anything door to door is just obnoxious

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