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Alexa, play "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac

By MadMax - 16/07/2009 14:59 - United States

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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You deserved it 5 362

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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You deserved it 162

By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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You deserved it 809

By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 672

You deserved it 3 066

By OPforonepiece - 19/02/2016 14:38 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML

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You deserved it 2 820

Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 22:05 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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You deserved it 4 401

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 455

You deserved it 6 865

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 556

You deserved it 7 958

Freaked out

By ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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You deserved it 4 626

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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You deserved it 13 979

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Thursday 16 July 2009 20:13

You were having a sex dream. Don't lie.

montgomery634 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:02

hahaha that's really funny

Comments

Ma_Ballz_R_Harry 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:16

Not funny Not an FML but an FU

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:19

"Today, I discovered I have a hidden talent. FML" Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

kewlcat 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:11

Usual FMLs have to be funny nobody really likes to read about cheating boyfriends and girlfriends unless it has a twist.

bexox 0

Friday 17 July 2009 7:18

Agreed Kewlcat. A lot of people say "You're life isn't ******! How is this an FML?" But they don't realize it's not supposed to be about your life being devastated. If that were the case it would be all about violence and abuse, etc. etc. and completely depressing.

HamsteronA 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:41

PERFECT!!

11bellacasey 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:21

lol

islaphippos 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:24

not an fml, not fyl just **** you

twist_n_shout 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:34

a little harsh? but i do agree that it's definitely not am fml

lettertjes 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:00

I'm pretty sure I've read this before.

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:35

I agree more 'embarassing moment' than 'fml'.

Fahad_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:36

how is this an fml. FML for reading this stupid thing

intrepid00 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:36

He could just be ******* with you.

tarheel22893 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:36

that's not an fml at all...booo

leero 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:44

it would be more of an fml if you had just been with a guy you like for the first time and he woke up to you quacking.

jaaxx_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 10:46

LOL XD that's FML worthy

YouAreAllFdUp 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:00

Your life is clearly just so f'd up that there is no hope for recovery. You are doomed to failure all because of one silly dream. Seriously...WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?! FML needs a third "LAME!" category for when "agree" and "YDI" aren't appropriate.