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By totalloss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML
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perdix 29

You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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oldirtybasterdSE 0

Thumbs up for this conversation

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SeanMargalit 0

You have 5 fingers on each hand, not 4!

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Objectofdespair 1

Grow up that's not bad. You should read some real fmls

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Pinkfun69 4

Yes a thumb is a finger. Cut the thumb off and you would scream"where is my finger"!!!! Lol

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Karlsmarx2 9

You could've googled it shown it to both parents and say there enough and you wouldn't have that problem

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Morningstar1231 0

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

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