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By totalloss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML
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perdix 29

You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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clumsychik 1

Shouldn't someone have been driving?

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hello_therrrreee 5

43 hilarious! cause thats what i was thinking too..

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wittygirl 8

I was under the impression that a thumb was a digit.

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Epsilonyx 15

Megan Fox would beg to differ. Thumbs are clearly toes.

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Leigh_Badd 1

I was always told that a thumb is NOT a finger. You gave 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

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Asmadasahater 3

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

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sm0kinBCBudz 0

My auntie once argued if a bit of chocolate can kill my dog I told her not with out large amounts and googled it. It says 1 lb. show her and got "**** them there just a bunhc of stoners "

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