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By totalloss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML
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perdix 29

You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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MDTeddy 13

I am glad stupidity didn't pass down to the op.

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GUNZnRAIGN 6

funny how stupid shit like that can escalate into an intense battle over who's right so quickly.

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RavenPsychic 0

Your parents are complete idiots. I feel so sorry for you

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kvm321 4

It's actually an opposable appendage..

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KiddNYC1O 20

What does five fingers say to the face? A slap!

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tt563562 0

a thumb is NOT a finger!!!!........ im 11 years old and i know this (i think it is)

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hateevryone 14

lmao hell naw. People argue about stupid stuff.

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cdpaam 0

8 fingers 2 thumbs! I have never heard of it any other way.

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Heinousness 0

Not my life. I have a ****** up life worth FML, but Im always rejected by the people who run this.

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