Transportation, Cars, Accident and Birds: Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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You deserved it 50 747

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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You deserved it 49 961

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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You deserved it 43 306

By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

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You deserved it 7 446

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 9 462

Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 858

By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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You deserved it 506

By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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You deserved it 55 203

Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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You deserved it 19 901

By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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You deserved it 1 855

Dswank620 18

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:38

Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.

xaylaxabsencex 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:38

well shit.

Comments

Pixiemels 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 14:19

That's horrible, but hilarious....poor OP!

MaFioso13 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 14:19

Calm down satan

Lonus 9

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:00

Wow that escalated quickly.

olpally 32

Wednesday 10 July 2013 15:53

Sounds like a family guy episode. Nice job Peter griffin. Lol. Better hope that truck driver is okay!

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:03

wow the irony of this lesson

tegraturbo2000 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:22

sounds like f the other drivers life

graphicstyle7 17

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:24

See? McDonald's fries are BAD for you!

samabomination 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:40

More like f the truck drivers life... "Today, someone threw a french fry out of a car in another lane in front of me. It landed in my lane and about 60 pigeons dove for it, causing me to veer off the road and crash. FML"

PR0RA1N 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 16:45

next FML posted: Today, a bunch of seagulls landed in front of my car, some asshole threw a fry in front of me. not only did I almost hit seagulls, but I crashed my car FNL