Transportation, Cars, Accident and Birds: Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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Dswank620 18

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:38

Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.

xaylaxabsencex 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 9:38

well shit.

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:11

And..............that's how Regina George died.

RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 11:37

Made my day.

NoFlippinWai 24

Friday 12 July 2013 12:28

No. she was hit by a toliet seat from outterspace. and what?

etoilenuit 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:25

Holy crap. That just got worst and worst!

RivetingTaleChap 6

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:26

New items on the menu: McTragedy McGuilt McKarma

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 10 July 2013 19:03

MacTrucka

17This_Is_Me17 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:27

That's why you don't feed the animals .

Martnikk 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:38

One of the best fmls on recent

nightbirdblue 27

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:48

You should of thrown a chicken nugget. There would of be a sea of those rats with wings .

Raykyogrou03 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:49

Well it would have been either that or about 40 dead birds

Terselogic 10

Wednesday 10 July 2013 10:53

Well, then. Now, you know better. :P

bob226 7

Wednesday 10 July 2013 11:13

This reminds me of that Mexico joke. ..... #meanjokes

katykoolcat 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 11:41

60 of them and you only Threw 1? Poor things

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

Same thing different taste

Tasty

Alas, poor Donald

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