Intimacy, Health and Cheating: Alexa, play Men's Needs by The Cribs

Alexa, play Men's Needs by The Cribs

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 06:01

Today, I caught my husband setting up an affair with my old school-friend. I have chronic pain, a hormone imbalance and some other issues that means I'm losing interest in being intimate at all. It hurts. I don't enjoy this either. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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Cake, eating it…

By Go_There - 26/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Madison

Today, I'm in an open marriage and had to admit to myself that I caught feels for my "friend with benefits" who was only interested in the "benefits" part and I had to break it off. I already miss the sex. FML

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Sounds fishy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 11:01

Today, I told my wife I wasn’t comfortable with her going out with an old guy friend. Petty, sure, but our sex life is non-existent. I found out that she's been seeing him behind my back for months, spent the night with him last week and claims there’s nothing going on. Trying to decide whether I should stay or go. FML

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Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

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Crossroads

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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Not OK

By Homeles - 16/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 11 May 2021 22:14

She's definitely not appearing to be okay with it. She caught her husband trying to cheat on her because her medical issues are affecting their physical intimacy, and she's probably doubly mad at her husband.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 11 May 2021 16:51

For most of our lives sex is part of the glue that holds couples together. It’s not everything, but it’s important. I am so sorry for the circumstances you (and your husband) are in. I have no idea how this situation is going to be resolved, but I know it won’t be easy on anyone in it. It probably goes without saying, but penis/****** intercourse is not the only way to give and receive sexual pleasure.

Comments

Nisha Rahman 3

Tuesday 11 May 2021 11:14

I understand this but can you make sure this relationship will remain purely physical? Will there be any psychological effects to you later on in this? Talk every aspect out before you let your husband do anything of the sorts.

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 11 May 2021 22:14

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 11 May 2021 16:51

IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 13 July 2021 22:09

Cheating on someone because they became disabled is what lowlifes do. Dump him and find a real man. (And yes, TONS of us would be willing to date\support you through this! There's lots of guys out there who like caring for their datemate, I say as I obsessively feed all my friends and family...:p)