Wanker and Intimacy: Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks - FML

Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

By Nuttjacob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

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SirEBC 7

Monday 28 February 2011 9:28

Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D

felipe87 2

Monday 28 February 2011 9:19

that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op

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CruelHumor 0

Monday 28 February 2011 14:57

u lucky, I want one :(

shallowgenepool 1

Monday 28 February 2011 15:10

That reminds me of my friend finding out "the hard way" that she's allergic to latex...

schomes 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:23

lmfao

jaykayc 0

Monday 28 February 2011 15:40

"Be careful or you'll shoot your eye out kid"... yep YDI

artisticninja713 13

Monday 28 February 2011 16:06

this is hilarious but that sucks

califormula 0

Monday 28 February 2011 17:11

"The hard way"!

shuffleknight 3

Monday 28 February 2011 17:31

pussy carpal tunnel just means you have a weak wrist. You are also a grande ******

roydawgg 3

Monday 28 February 2011 18:51

"I'm gonna sue hustler magazine for givin me carpal tunnel" Larry the cable guy, listen to him, learn from him

The_Unkown_Abyss 3

Monday 28 February 2011 18:51

Everyone who's saying YDI should really stfu I don't think carpal tunnnel produces in a quick instant maybe this guy is a musician and he decided to jack off and maybe that set off the major pain it doesnt meen that he was jacking off for 19 hours straight

llZombiell 5

Monday 28 February 2011 19:01

Lol I love you

reborne 9

Monday 28 February 2011 19:43

To get carpal tunnel he either holds it in a very uncomfortable position or it's very small...... either that or he has a strange technique :-s

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