Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks
By Nuttjacob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Nuttjacob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
I salute you sir
That's a ridiculous amount of masturbating.
no it's not :D
I'm not saying masturbating is the worst, but seriously? all that is too much. sweety, you could at least get a prostitute.
are you offering services?
Whatever he'll pay, I'll pay more. ;)
I've got 75 cents!
ZING!
^haha
zak, best comment ever
What about you
that would actually be smart. sorry if ivsound really dumb, but I'm a little bit slow.
Sorry to be the idiot.. But what's carpal tunnel?
i got that from working at KFC :D
dumbass
imagine carpet lining a tunnel
then imagine a car full of people on their way to work
Carpal Tunnel is basically an overuse injury in the wrists and forearms from a repeated hand, arm, or finger motion. It sucks a lot, because it never really goes away. I'm a music major with piano as my primary instrument and have carpal tunnel and tendonitis in both arms. It gets in the way of not only my music making but lots of other hand based activities, as well. Not fun. >
alright. raddaya and felipe, meet me at your local precinct :)
ha ha I had a BF who did that, He had to learn to ********** with the other hand! My advice tho is learn some new techniques & slow it down.
correct me if lm wrong, but with carpal tunnal you lose your sense of touch just a bit? and if so cant he keep using that carpal tunnal hand to ********** to feel like someones giving him a handjob? like ummm if you guys dont know what im talking about, then i have no idea what im talking about :(
it's called a stranger. sit on your hand till it goes numb and then do the deed. :)
you might have gout which causes tendonitis. losing weight helps.
time to use your other hand...
win
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Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D
that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op