Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

By Nuttjacob - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 701
You deserved it 42 276

Top comments

SirEBC 7

Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D

that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op

Comments

I'm not saying masturbating is the worst, but seriously? all that is too much. sweety, you could at least get a prostitute.

Sorry to be the idiot.. But what's carpal tunnel?

Person000 0

it's a major soreness in the wrist from repetitive things like tennis or masturbating, it causes severe pain when using the wrist.

Rawwrness 3

maybe he was masterbating and playing tennis at the same time?that would make it severe:P hehe

needleinmypants_fml 3

would someone inform me on what carpal tunnel is? i have never heard of this.

then imagine a car full of people on their way to work

Carpal Tunnel is basically an overuse injury in the wrists and forearms from a repeated hand, arm, or finger motion. It sucks a lot, because it never really goes away. I'm a music major with piano as my primary instrument and have carpal tunnel and tendonitis in both arms. It gets in the way of not only my music making but lots of other hand based activities, as well. Not fun. >

monnanon 13

it never goes away but i know a few people who have had an op to correct it, although its a simple op I don't know if it weakens your hand after. I imagine it would do since some nerve damage can be caused during carpol tunnel

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

lizz7, yeah, sure... go ahead, blame the music.... you don't have the female version of ops problem, I'm sure

alright. raddaya and felipe, meet me at your local precinct :)

22cute 17

ha ha I had a BF who did that, He had to learn to ********** with the other hand! My advice tho is learn some new techniques & slow it down.

Qluz 3

correct me if lm wrong, but with carpal tunnal you lose your sense of touch just a bit? and if so cant he keep using that carpal tunnal hand to ********** to feel like someones giving him a handjob? like ummm if you guys dont know what im talking about, then i have no idea what im talking about :(

it's called a stranger. sit on your hand till it goes numb and then do the deed. :)

FYLDeep 25

Gone in 60 Seconds is a great movie.

RedPillSucks 31

It can also be painful, so he really needs to either switch hands, get someone else to do it for him, or find a girlfriend he can have sex with.

you might have gout which causes tendonitis. losing weight helps.