Obviously no sucking was going on, thus the jerking off, thus the numb hands...

oh yeah? my friend broke his collar bone jerking off. beat that!

what is carpol tunnel?

chuchurocket.. as in the Dreamcast game? +10 points

hahahaha at first I thought you meant you got it in your penis xD

what? how did he manage that?

I doubt the best of us would be masterbating :)

alright. raddaya and felipe, meet me at your local precinct :)

^^He told you :x

hes pathetic cause he masturbates?! lol! then you all are pathetic on top of hypocrites!

just cause you ********** doesn't make you pathetic. 90% of men ********** the other 10% lie

or are under 10

You hypocrite jerk-offs are what disintegrates this society into a degenerate heap of shit. Woah, there... my head starting spinning for a second...

if you ********** enough to get carpal tunnel, you're pathetic. asshole above me, nobody is being hypocritical. Assholes like you are the reason our country sucks.

what's carpal tunnel?

^yo bitch that's what it is

guess he really did learn the 'hard' way!

nice one

lol!!!!

Ha ha he is one less lonely girl

^win.

I thought the exact same thing when I read it. I guess you can't be the first to write a pun about it when the submitter beats you to it. Although, I think he's pretty good at beating if you know what I'm saying.

I missed your witty comments FYLDeep :D

Let's just hope the OP doesn't beat around the bush with the doctor.

haaaaa thats funny

$10 per time +$2 per cup isnt a way to get rich

It is if you jerk off as much as OP apparently does