The hand has failed you, huh? Three words: Too ******' bad.

they have pocket ******* that will do all the work for you ya know...i'd seriously consider investing in one

And here it is everytime I heard your mother call you The Shredder i thought it was because you liked TMNT when you were little. This might be a more recent event that triggered the nickname eh?

that must be difficult to come to grips with

Well... duh! What do you think the "R" in "RSI" stands for?

Dude. Change it up. Switch hands. Get a gf or bf. You're just sad.

It's an inflammatory disease that occurs in the joints of the wrists and fingers...it's very painful. I have it because I have played the violin for seven years.

I think some of you are being a little bit harsh. Masturbating doesn't just stop when you get into a relationship, so he might still actually have a girlfriend and has unfortunately developed carpal tunnel. Even though that claim is probably a lame one, you should give the guy a break. FYL OP.

no. he's pathetic because he masturbated to the point of giving himself carpal tunnel. everyone masturbates, but most people have some control or another outlet.

Take some ibuprofen and get a wrist support so you can keep spanking the monkey until you get hairy palms and go blind.