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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 15:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 21:52 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML

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By notabeliever - 29/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2012 02:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 02:01

Today, and over the years, my wife has methodically destroyed our house, insisting she is good at DIY. Our house is either in bits, half-finished or falling apart. I had it confirmed by a realtor, who assessed the house as worth 100 grand less than we paid for it. It’s a building site with a roof. FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By Agathus - 10/11/2011 14:35 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

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By IsabellaM - 27/05/2022 14:01

Today, my husband broke the vase and smashed the chandelier in the hallway, all because I asked him who he was on the phone with. His exact words were, “Do you ever just mind your fucking business? Goddamn!” Oh, and he told me I have to buy a new vase and replace the chandelier. FML

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All over the place

By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I got super psyched up about a landscaping project my wife denied last year that she's finally game for, which will both fix a water leak into the house, and make our backyard look amazing. I took a week of PTO, then 20 minutes later my wife called to tell me a tree in our back yard fell over. We're also probably getting divorced. FML

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By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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Incognico 22

Monday 15 June 2015 0:07

I feel a special vibe... And predict a sinkhole in your wallet...

muarif 19

Monday 15 June 2015 0:06

Chill. Breathe in and out. Let the Chi flow through you....open up your chakras!

Comments

Ipsum629 13

Monday 15 June 2015 4:41

I wholeheartedly recommend a divorce. this kind of woman is all kinds of crazy.

calebmeasner123 6

Monday 15 June 2015 4:58

Right... Because divorce is the answer to everything right?? Smh?

lantz4levi 19

Monday 15 June 2015 5:05

Sorry op but your wife's a dumbass

PurpleLover20 11

Monday 15 June 2015 5:06

and you let her have money? oh boy i feel sorry for your wallet

Brookiepooooh 10

Monday 15 June 2015 5:30

Shank them both.

chisty87 16

Monday 15 June 2015 5:31

this is the first fml ive read thats from one of the former yugoslavia countries..."hello neighbor"...but sucks you have a idiot for a wife op

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 15 June 2015 5:43

Get the divorce.

kingnothing123x 11

Monday 15 June 2015 5:51

They can't all be winners mate

trey600rr 22

Monday 15 June 2015 5:51

pay him to tell her to get a divorce and leave you with everything or she will be swallowed up by the sink hole!

Drosophila82 18

Monday 15 June 2015 6:02

Hey man, don't beat yourself over it. Kim Kardashian consulted her psychic about her pregnancy and that stupid bitch can bail Greece out of bankruptcy. You just can't fix stupid.