Money and Scams: All scammed out

All scammed out

By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 15:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, my wife paid a man with a fake crystal and an even faker accent to investigate the creakiness of our apartment complex floors. $300 later, she told me he'd found a "sinkhole of chi energy" and that the building may collapse if we don't pay him to disperse it. I want a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 21:52 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML

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By notabeliever - 29/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2012 02:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I argued with my girlfriend over her constantly wasting our money on acupuncture. She said if I could prove it was baloney, she would stop. After I showed her copious amounts of scientific proof debunking it as pseudo-science, she told me we're "taking a break" from our relationship. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 02:01

Today, and over the years, my wife has methodically destroyed our house, insisting she is good at DIY. Our house is either in bits, half-finished or falling apart. I had it confirmed by a realtor, who assessed the house as worth 100 grand less than we paid for it. It’s a building site with a roof. FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By Agathus - 10/11/2011 14:35 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

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Slight anger issues

By IsabellaM - 27/05/2022 14:01

Today, my husband broke the vase and smashed the chandelier in the hallway, all because I asked him who he was on the phone with. His exact words were, “Do you ever just mind your fucking business? Goddamn!” Oh, and he told me I have to buy a new vase and replace the chandelier. FML

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All over the place

By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I got super psyched up about a landscaping project my wife denied last year that she's finally game for, which will both fix a water leak into the house, and make our backyard look amazing. I took a week of PTO, then 20 minutes later my wife called to tell me a tree in our back yard fell over. We're also probably getting divorced. FML

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By mrrichkid - 06/03/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML

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Incognico 22

Monday 15 June 2015 0:07

I feel a special vibe... And predict a sinkhole in your wallet...

muarif 19

Monday 15 June 2015 0:06

Chill. Breathe in and out. Let the Chi flow through you....open up your chakras!

Comments

tosdyke 16

Monday 15 June 2015 16:37

...And you didn't realize how stupid she is before you married her? live with it...

NDteacher 10

Monday 15 June 2015 17:26

You could also put a few screws in the floor joists (fix the creakiness) and set a budget limit on how much she spends on people with crystals. No need to give up your whole marriage. I know technically it's pseudo science, but energy, chi, karma, faith...you just don't want to mess with that stuff. It has a way of coming back to bite you in the ass.

ajs1987 15

Monday 15 June 2015 17:42

Yeah, a divorce seems like a more prudent investment, or maybe therapy for her . . . or school for her.

ShuvOohl 2

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:49

I'm not sure this one stupid mistake is GROUNDS for divorce. (Get it? like a sinkhole is in the ground?... I'll leave now)

JacobRSE 18

Tuesday 16 June 2015 4:08

YDI. Find out your spouse is a idiot before you marry them.

DeadHorseman 11

Tuesday 16 June 2015 4:28

sorry bro but she's having sex with that guy. this bullshit ruse was just a way for her to pay him while getting you to meet him

RightSaidDredd 7

Tuesday 16 June 2015 8:02

Sounds like something a former colleague of mine would have tried... Čudno je.

EyRaB 17

Tuesday 16 June 2015 23:26

for the sake of your future kids' IQ, get a divorce. there are way too many studies showing that the IQ of the mother is a big predictor for the IQ of the children.