Pranks and Work: Well played

Well played

By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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You deserved it 4 179

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By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00

Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 213

You deserved it 313

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML

I agree, your life sucks 634

You deserved it 90

By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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You deserved it 1 232

The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 2 792

My guts hate my guts

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 122

By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 526

You deserved it 10 699

By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 449

You deserved it 404 847

Morons either way

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I knew my coworker was stealing my lunch, so I made a sandwich with tons of incredibly spicy peppers. He took a bite, shrieked in pain, and ran off sobbing. Unfortunately, he was also in an emergency meeting with an important client, so now my whole department looks like a bunch of morons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 594

You deserved it 104

By mee - 22/01/2013 18:49 - United States - Peabody

Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 313

How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 541

You deserved it 3 183

calivianya 29

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:10

What did you do to piss her off, anyway? You totally got framed.

mk58 31

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:09

I must say, I love your username.

Comments

mk58 31

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:09

I must say, I love your username.

smartman136 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:38

I must disagree. I personally cannot condone intercorse with swine. Its dratfully disturbing and vile.

theawkwardlife 21

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:13

I hope he's not a farmer.

UncleMuscles 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:50

Old MacDonald had a farm...

calivianya 29

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:10

What did you do to piss her off, anyway? You totally got framed.

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 3:25

IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY.

fury1031 10

Tuesday 29 January 2013 2:54

So there has to be a reason for a woman to do something against a man rather than the woman just being a bitch?

arcadekid1 9

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:11

Did you interrogate your coworker?

Orchard 33

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:53

I know right?! I would have been like, "What the hell did you give me his food for?! Setting me up!?!" And had a throw-down right there in what is probably one of those ridiculously tiny break rooms, and then before you know it the place would turn into a mosh pit of employees taking sides and body slamming each other. Probably.

theslimshadylp 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:11

Blame the new guy.

cliffibom 15

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:16

What if OP is the new guy themselves?

Charleybelle 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:20

Then that explains why he got framed. Poor guy

GTAmax99 12

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:37

New guy*

Lioness8197 18

Sunday 27 January 2013 2:54

^who are you correcting?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 27 January 2013 8:11

I love fresh meat.

kkbeck17 13

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:11

What a bitch move

bReLiNg 18

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:14

Now is the time to throw it in the trash can and deny everything. Avoid the deer in headlights look at all costs.

carry_on 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:14

That's a shit sandwich alright, I hope you manage to get her back somehow...

GTAmax99 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:17

Get her back with a shit sandwich!

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 9:27

crap on her shit sandwich!

andrew_bellati 11

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:16

Now it's time for revenge.

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:17

Cut your hair, and blame it on that Dave guy. What an asshole.

Bigger_than_Jesu 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 1:14

Dave's not here mannnn.

whostolemylama 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:19

If I were you, I would explain the situation and offer to buy lunch for the boss the next day. But thinking that someone would actually interrogate people over lunch. Then I hope everything works out.